I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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