My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm like, not good at living.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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