Can Purell be used as lube?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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