so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
nutella sex= disaster
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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