Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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