she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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