I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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