How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
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after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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