11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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