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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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