The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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