There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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