I don't think brook has ever known best
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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