You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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