you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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