I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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