You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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