I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I deserve this hangover.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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