I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
