There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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