Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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