I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.