Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert