I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4