i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life