were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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