I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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