Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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