how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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