I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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