i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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