Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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