I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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