Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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