his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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