I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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