margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
sarcasm needs its own font
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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