Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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