I just saw a hot homeless man
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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