JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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