Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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