i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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