were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
