Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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