I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize