So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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