You really coming over, don't trick.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Drake has all the answers
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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