i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm both gender and math confused
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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