You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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