shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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