I want to stick my p in your. b.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You are the jesus of drinking
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