We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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