i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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