Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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