He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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