I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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