Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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