Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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